14th March 2012


Dear Mr Warren,

There is, and never will be, any excuse large enough to be made for the headstrong and foolhardy misadventures of our youth. I need not remind you that there is no space for such misdeeds in the scope of the aforesaid project.

That said, your letter, dated today, in what you mentioned the excavation of seven tunnels, was met with uproarious applause and some minor acts of criminal damage.

Please continue to please at every imaginable convenience.




The Abministrator